Fuzzy Blue Lights

Greetings!
Well, actually I prefer HI, but I thought I'd try to make a good first impression.
Did it work? No? How about this? ...

..still no? What are you, dead inside?!
Naahh, I keed, we all love kittens.
No matter how you think you might feel about them, you still love 'em.
But wait, what's this? I'm getting off topic? What do you mean "getting off topic"?
Who says this can't be a post entirely about kittens?
And me just repeatedly asking you stupid obvious questions? ...you're right, you're right, this might get annoying. And that's not what I'm trying to do with this blog.

Actually I'm not even sure what I want this to be.
Me just rambling on about everything that rolls around in my mind, or having an actual purpose.
Maybe a little bit of both. I'll bet my ass this hasn't even made you smile yet, so one thing I'll do for sure is to stop trying to be funny. Y'know, make this a serious blog about religion, war and everything that's wrong with this world. But in reality that's never going to happen, cause you probably know all that stuff already.

I'd rather tell you stuff that aren't really interesting at all, but that you wouldn't know unless I told you. Like that one time I tried doing the Chubby Bunny challenge, but only got to 2 marshmallows, gave up and just ate the rest.  

Sooo.. yeah. My name is Line, by the way. You might know me, you might not. I have no idea who's reading this though, which is kind of creepy and unfair. But that's okay, I'll just learn how to live with it. I'm sure you're a nice person, regardless of whether Santa brings you presents or coal. Personally, I've never had someone give me coal except that one time when.. Ah, we'll do that one later, this is getting too long. You're probably bored out of your mind by now, if you even got this far.
And if you did; CONGRATULATIONS; 1600 bonus points! Peace out, until next time etcetc.
ninearlysunsets ☮♥