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10/31/2011

Long story short; I decided to make cupcakes for Halloween.
So I made the Cookie Monster! But then I ate like half of it.. So.. Here it is. Yeah..
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

ninearlysunsets
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"When someone lets the other end of a tape measure
go it is possibly the scariest 'first world problem' of all time"

So, if you're a Youtube nerd like me, you might recognize that phrase.
That's right, Live Lava Live, baby!
CLICK HERE to get to the video if you haven't seen it, or if you just want to watch it again.
Personally I find that video hilarious, because it's so true!
So I thought I'd make a list of other "first world problems";


Walking into other people's farts. 
I mean.. Really? Is there anything more disgusting?
Getting ready for a 2 hour long bus drive -  turns out your iPod is dead.
Again. Really?

About  to watch your favorite movie, and everything is perfect. Then realizing you forgot the dip.
Why.. How.. 

...got the dip - realizing you forgot the chips.
Just finished making the mother of all sandwiches.
Everything turns slowmo when it just slips out of your hands and right down onto the floor you haven't really cleaned yet.
NOOOO...

That moment when you realize your finger just went through the toilet paper.
Need I say more... (Quote; Kyle Sibert @
KylesNexusOne)

Pins and needles while getting up in public.
Really, who pulls that one off?


Leave a comment if you have any other ideas!
ninearlysunsets ☮♥

10/28/2011

ALL the single ladies!
"Up in the club, we just broke up,

I’m doing my own little thing.
You decided to dip but now you wanna trip,
'cuz another brother noticed me.

....'cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it."


Well obviously, Ms. Knowles, he did not like it the way that you did, and you need to get over that.

And what do you mean "now you wanna trip" - as far as I'm concerned, "tripping" isn't something you would voluntarily do, now is it? Exactly. Didn't really think that one through, did you? No, you didn't.
I'm not hatin', I'm just sayin'.
Peace out!

ninearlysunsets ☮♥

Btw; I'm not even close to done when it comes to design etc, it's still a work in progress!
Greetings!
Well, actually I prefer HI, but I thought I'd try to make a good first impression
.
Did it work? No? How about this? ...

..still no? What are you, dead inside?!
Naahh, I keed, we all love kittens.
No matter how you
think you might feel about them, you still love 'em.
But wait, what's this? I'm getting off topic? What do you mean "getting off topic"?
Who says this can't be a post entirely about kittens?
And me just repeatedly asking you stupid obvious questions? ...you're right, you're right, this might get annoying. And that's not what I'm trying to do with this blog.

Actually I'm not even sure what I want this to be.
Me just rambling on about everything that rolls around in my mind, or having an actual purpose.
Maybe a little bit of both. I'll bet my ass this hasn't even made you smile yet, so one thing I'll do for sure is to stop trying to be funny. Y'know, make this a serious blog about religion, war and everything that's wrong with this world. But in reality that's never going to happen, cause you probably know all that stuff already.

I'd rather tell you stuff that aren't really interesting at all, but that you wouldn't know unless I told you. Like that one time I tried doing the Chubby Bunny challenge, but only got to 2 marshmallows, gave up and just ate the rest.
 


Sooo.. yeah. My name is Line, by the way. You might know me, you might not. I have no idea who's reading this though, which is kind of creepy and unfair. But that's okay, I'll just learn how to live with it. I'm sure you're a nice person, regardless of whether Santa brings you presents or coal. Personally, I've never had someone give me coal except that one time when.. Ah, we'll do that one later, this is getting too long. You're probably bored out of your mind by now, if you even got this far.
And if you did; CONGRATULATIONS; 1600 bonus points!
Peace out, until next time etcetc.
ninearlysunsets
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